I found this in my inbox as I logged in today.
Sis A: Good morning ma. How was your night? Please I need u to help me wit some bible verses I am to lead a prayer session this evening on d focus "come forth weddings ". Thanks and God bless.
AMA (In my mind): WHAT THE HECK IS "COME FORTH" WEDDINGS? These people don start ooooo
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Sis A: Good morning ma. How was your night? Please I need u to help me wit some bible verses I am to lead a prayer session this evening on d focus "come forth weddings ". Thanks and God bless.
AMA (In my mind): WHAT THE HECK IS "COME FORTH" WEDDINGS? These people don start ooooo
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AMA (True True): Good evening sis. I don't understand the focus of the prayer session? Is it for weddings to miraculously happen?
*This my over-active imagination sef, lol*
Sis A: God bless you ma. My youth president didn't send the message clearly. The prayer focus is for those that have their weddings coming up in our midst.
Thank you so much. I will still appreciate it if I can get some prayer points. Hope the focus of the prayer is clear now.
AMA (In my mind): These brethren can greet for Africa...
AMA: So, you're praying for those that will soon get married, right?
Sis A: Yes. Those that have a date fixed for their wedding ceremony
AMA (in my mind): Google it na! Maybe I should ask her to allow me get back to her tomorrow so she can vex and google it...But it's not good ooo...Why can't you just google it and give her the answer? What if she keeps returning to you because you're the "Encyclopedia"?
*AMA consults her friend, Google, and gets a lot of results. She picks the first most sensible one*
AMA: Okay. You can check prayer points in this article - [Oya, you sef, GOOGLE IT, lol]. You can also use Google to search for "Prayer points for upcoming weddings" and pick applicable prayer points. All the best.
Sis A: Thank you so much. God bless you.
See, it's possible to NICELY ask people to use search engines, lol. Meanwhile, this AMA's mind is giving me concern sha, lol. Please keep her in your prayers...
Thank God it's Friday! Have a blessed and productive weekend.
*This my over-active imagination sef, lol*
Sis A: God bless you ma. My youth president didn't send the message clearly. The prayer focus is for those that have their weddings coming up in our midst.
Thank you so much. I will still appreciate it if I can get some prayer points. Hope the focus of the prayer is clear now.
AMA (In my mind): These brethren can greet for Africa...
AMA: So, you're praying for those that will soon get married, right?
Sis A: Yes. Those that have a date fixed for their wedding ceremony
AMA (in my mind): Google it na! Maybe I should ask her to allow me get back to her tomorrow so she can vex and google it...But it's not good ooo...Why can't you just google it and give her the answer? What if she keeps returning to you because you're the "Encyclopedia"?
*AMA consults her friend, Google, and gets a lot of results. She picks the first most sensible one*
AMA: Okay. You can check prayer points in this article - [Oya, you sef, GOOGLE IT, lol]. You can also use Google to search for "Prayer points for upcoming weddings" and pick applicable prayer points. All the best.
Sis A: Thank you so much. God bless you.
See, it's possible to NICELY ask people to use search engines, lol. Meanwhile, this AMA's mind is giving me concern sha, lol. Please keep her in your prayers...
Thank God it's Friday! Have a blessed and productive weekend.